Break out the PINKS!
Now this is something that should have happened long ago, but now is as good a time as any for Browns coach Romeo Crennel to break out an alternate Browns jersey - replacing all orange with PINK!!
Sure pink isn't a color conducive to a physical game like football, but in case you haven't noticed, neither are most of the players on the Browns roster. I say make them earn their colors back with quality play on the field, and then, and ONLY then, can you have the brown and orange back. Until then, GO PINK!
In other news, the Indians are once again the fat chick left out of baseball's free agency prom this year, making little to no effort to sign or even resign quality players, preferably Pitchers.
Alas, I think I have discovered the problem. While Tribe owner Larry "tightpockets" Dolan IS indeed taking some time away from clipping coupons out of the Sunday Plain Dealer to make player offers, the prospect of making $13.50 an hour and an OUTSTANDING benefits package isn't very enticing when other teams are throwing tens of millions on the table. Not to mention the rumors some of the higher paid Indians players (isn't "higher paid Indians players" an oxymoron?) are required to "lend a helping hand" with such menial taskings as helping load luggage for road trips and clubhouse cleanup.
Oh that Dolan, what a character!!
Sure pink isn't a color conducive to a physical game like football, but in case you haven't noticed, neither are most of the players on the Browns roster. I say make them earn their colors back with quality play on the field, and then, and ONLY then, can you have the brown and orange back. Until then, GO PINK!
In other news, the Indians are once again the fat chick left out of baseball's free agency prom this year, making little to no effort to sign or even resign quality players, preferably Pitchers.
Alas, I think I have discovered the problem. While Tribe owner Larry "tightpockets" Dolan IS indeed taking some time away from clipping coupons out of the Sunday Plain Dealer to make player offers, the prospect of making $13.50 an hour and an OUTSTANDING benefits package isn't very enticing when other teams are throwing tens of millions on the table. Not to mention the rumors some of the higher paid Indians players (isn't "higher paid Indians players" an oxymoron?) are required to "lend a helping hand" with such menial taskings as helping load luggage for road trips and clubhouse cleanup.
Oh that Dolan, what a character!!
posted by Jon Sladek at 7:04 PM
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