Summer blockbuster movie trailer

Dolan Pictures presents, the movie event of the summer...

A group of men, sitting on metal folding chairs, hiding behind a wall, holds a city hostage. (cue ominous music).

They terrorized a quiet town by sabotaging one baseball game after another, each more gruesome than the last!! ("we're going with the righty" Nooooooooooooooo!).

baseball fans in the quiet town of Cleveland never knew what hit them.

(cue sound of bats hitting baseballs) AAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Danny Graves is chilling as Scott Stewart.

and introducing Fernando Cabrera in a demented portrayal of Jose Jimenez.

starring in: BULLPEN FROM HELL: THE SEQUEL
"this time, its personal!"

Joel Seigel says, "I was at the edge of my seat the whole time, and fought the urge to vomit"

Robert Ebert claims, "hooray for the Dolan team, this picture makes the Texas Chainsaw Massacre seem pretty"

Eric Wedge in his most powerful masterpiece yet.

(climax scary music)
dum dum DUM DUM DUM!!

BULLPEN FROM HELL: THE SEQUEL!!!!!

.....and another quality start goes to waste..

coming soon to a ballpark near you. this film is not yet rated and not recommended for any fans that appreciate good pitching or have any afiliation with the Cleveland Indians organization.